baffled.

the word is baffled.

definition: to confuse, bewilder, or perplex

OR...all of the above.

just when you think a situation cannot get any weirder or freakyer

(is that even a word?)

it does,

and in the place you least expect it to.

i mean, i am so baffled,

i can't even come up with one of my analogies to explain how baffled i am.

seriously though,

events that surround this particular situation are a one in a million chance on their own;

i don't think there is a statistical value small enough to express the probability (or lack thereof) of all of them relating to each other.

but believe me...

every single one of them has happened,

and tonight was just another "impossible" event to add to the list.

sometimes i wonder if i am the only source of God's comedic entertainment

because it seems like he is always playing jokes on me.